FUF: More like a McCrappy Meal, McJerks.

Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds. If you read this blog, you'll kinda get that impression. I know I talk a big 'eat' but to be completely honest, when I go to McDonalds I usually just get a Happy Meal because I've weaned myself down to getting satisfaction from very small amounts of junk food. I pretty much had to, I have a hollow leg or something (it's an old timey saying for "I like to eat a lot").
The usual Happy Meal I would get was the McNugget one, half because I'm cheap, and half because I like the toy. Ha. It would consist of 4 nuggets, a small fries, drink, and aforementioned toy.
Now they've gone and fucking ruined everything. As you can see above, it now still has 4 nuggets, but they've created a SMALLER fry box (mini fries?) and force you to have apples. WHAT IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO APPLES, RONALD? HUH? Ahem. Sorry. I guess I'm just passionate, and also allergic to apples...lol. I think what upsets me most is that they are doing this for retard fucking parents that can't get it through their thick skulls that feeding their kids McCrap isn't good for their health, so McDonalds is going to HELP them parent their children by making their happy meals 'healthier'. You don't bring your kids to McDonalds to have a healthy nutritious meal, you bring your kids to McDonalds as a TREAT. It's not a treat to get 5 fries and a friggin mouthful of yogurt (the other option).
So fuck you McDonalds, take your healthy unhappy meals and shove 'em!