I've been driven to post by the ugliest shoe I've seen this week.

I've been looking for shoes lately, since I've determined that I don't know how to dress myself in the summer. I know, it is ridiculous that a grown woman doesn't know how to dress for heat but...what can I say. I loathe so many summer clothing items, like shorts/skirts/dresses/open toe sandals/halter tops...I could go on, but you get the picture.
I need someone to help me figure out what I look nice in, and not like some asshole. I still want to look like ME, which is...well I don't know exactly, kind of a cross between Wayne Campbell and Jen circa 2005. (Not kidding...I posted awhile back about how I keep clothes FOREVER). If you don't know who Wayne Campbell is, I feel sorry for you. Anywho, I'm getting away from my point. My point was, I was on a site today looking at shoes and this popped up. It's a hidden wedge shoe. It's basically supposed to make you seem taller kinda secretly since it's supposed to be hiding the wedge...only its TOTALLY apparent on this thing. Didn't anyone look at this picture before posting it?? I mean, it's great if you want people to think you have weird pyramid feet. By all means, spend the $202. That's right...these ugly pieces of shit cost more than all of the money I've spent on shoes in the last 5 years. They are ridiculous, and I had to get this off my chest, so yeah. I guess my hiatus is over. HELLO IF THERE'S ANYONE LEFT OUT THERE!