It's called a "McMini" for a reason...

McDonalds has an EXCITING new sandwich, the McMini. It's basically a chicken finger sandwich, but who cares, it's delicious, and I have an affinity for all things mini.
There's a forum I frequent called Red Flag Deals, and someone created a thread about the McMini so I went in...and read pages of people complaining about how SMALL it is....HELLO? IT'S CALLED A MCMINI. MINI. As in MINIATURE. What the hell are you expecting?! I mean don't get me wrong, I love complaining about stuff, but get real. It's like complaining that your Big Mac doesn't look like the picture. (go to 4:00min)

I love eating it because I pretend that I'm a giant eating a footlong sub.
Mmm. Now I'm hungry.