Poor kid gets the shit end of the stick.

I feel bad for kids saddled with weird names (like Audio Science or Pilot Inspektor) but the worst is if your sibling has a somewhat normal name and you're the fucked up one.

I'm talking about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's kids. They have one, name him Kingston. That's a cute name...a little odd, but not crazy.
Then they have another...and name him....ZUMA..... o_O
What the fuck kind of name is Zuma? It sounds like a workout fad. Poor kid...he's got cool parents but a retarded name. He'll be rich when he grows up though... so I guess he'll have the last laugh.