Concert Douchebags: I've uncovered another one!

I went to a concert last night. I won't say which one, but I will say that it was awesomely incredibly amazing and cool.
Now, the douchebaggery I am going to be mentioning isn't new by any means, but it was the first time that I've noticed just how fucking lame this is. Back in the day, during a heartfelt ballad (or Freebird), people would hold up lighters.
I don't know why people do it, I don't care why. But people did it, and it was cool.

What do people do now? They hold up their friggin cell phones. CELL PHONES. It is so...loser-esque. Like, "OOH LOOK AT ME, I'M PARTICIPATING"....get a fucking Bic and do it right.

What makes someone an even BIGGER douche is when they download the Zippo app for their iPhone and then use THAT instead of just the cell phone light...that's like, taking steps towards bigger douchedom.

Lighters provide ambience (hell, and warmth!). Cell phones just provide irritation. Do it right. If it can't set fire to something, don't whip it out during Journey, mofos.