"I'm not cheap, I'm frugal." Whatever, you cheap bastard.
By 'that person', I mean that person that goes out for dinner with a group...and when the bill comes, they neglect to put in their fair share.
They are sneaky about it too, the fuckers. Avoiding eye contact with the person counting the money and realizing it's still short--even though everyone has scrutinized the bill and ran their subtotal by the "What's My Tip?" app on their goddamned iPhones that they've been on all throughout dinner.
They are sneaky about it too, the fuckers. Avoiding eye contact with the person counting the money and realizing it's still short--even though everyone has scrutinized the bill and ran their subtotal by the "What's My Tip?" app on their goddamned iPhones that they've been on all throughout dinner.
If you're going to go out with decent people for a decent meal, bring enough money for fuck's sake or just stay home and make your sorry ass a Hungry Man.
You know what the worst part is? I've noticed it's not even my poor friends that do it...it's the ones that make good coin! How effing rude.
It makes me so angry that I've resolved to get a separate bill for myself from now on until death. It's the only sure way. Cheapos are EVERYWHERE.
I hate that! That's why I always ask for separate bills.
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