Fat Tuesday: Taco Smell

The all new "Shame Disc" from Taco Bell

I had Taco Bell this week for lunch for the first time in a REALLY long time. I always had a little soft spot for Taco Bell, even though half of the toppings are squirted out of caulking guns and the other half squeezed out of bags with spouts.
It always kinda tasted good in a way. A lot has changed.
Not only is everything WAY smaller, but it all tastes like shitty garbage and costs WAY more. I remember when everyone used to joke around about how you could walk into a Taco Bell with a $20 and buy it out. Now it's like $10 for one of those Crunchcraps and a nachos "supreme"...what a misnomer. $10 for a pile of remorse. The Crunchwrap was made by layering ALL the toppings in a pile so that there was a 2" toppingless radius of a stale hard shell and pita. Then when I got to the middle and bit into the GLOB of 'cheese'...barf. It was like biting into a tumour. Probably not, but it was just really REALLY bad. The nachos supreme...well the only thing I will say about them is that the little green 'onions'...were shaken out of a shaker thingy. They can't even cut goddamned onions anymore??!
I guess I'm kinda happy that I don't like Taco Bell anymore, one less temptation to be lured back to the Fat Side. Still though...words can't express just how awful the entire experience was. Never again, Taco Smell!