I will never learn.

Poops I did it again

When I was at work today using the facilities, someone opened the door on me. While I was lucky enough that the washroom is large and the culprit was a female who most likely saw nothing, you would think that by now I would have learned to...oh, I don't know...LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR?
When I was at Heavy T.O. this summer it actually happened to me TWICE but these cases were FAR worse. First off, they were outhouses. That's bad enough as it is. Second, it was a guy BOTH times that opened the door on me. Third, they opened the door at the most INOPPORTUNE TIME...it couldn't have happened when I was finished and about to leave, oh no. Think about the most horrifying moment that someone could walk in on you, and that was...yeah. Fourth....IT HAPPENED TWICE. What the hell is wrong with me? Before you even think it, NO, I am not one of those sicko voyeur fantasy weirdos. I am very private when it comes to my dealings with the loo. I guess I'm just semi-retarded. I can't think of any other reason.

PS: When I was looking for a picture for this post, I happened upon this:

You can tell by the watermark that it's from one of those photo stock sites where you can purchase images from. It blew my mind. Is there really that much demand for a photo of "Sexy annoyed asian woman sitting on toilet with violin"?? So fucking strange.