Eff You, Stupid McDicks

McFuck You!

I have made no secret of my love for the Shamrock Shake. (See Exhibit A). I know, it's sickly sweet and my teeth hurt even thinking about one, but IT IS GREEN. That trumps everything.

 

 

 

 

Exhibit A

 

I was shocked and surprised to find out that it was BACK here for a repeat appearance, TWO YEARS in a row. Music to my ears. I decided that this year, I was going to wait until St. Patricks day and get a Shamrock Shake on its true day of meaning.
Of course, why would that happen.
I went into McDonalds and ordered my shake. "Sorry, we're all out". I was dumbfounded. "You are OUT of Shamrock Shakes on ST. PATRICK'S DAY?" "Yes, we ran out of the mix last night, and it was actually discontinued this past Monday." "But how does that make any sense? That is ...retarded." At least she agreed. I was so pissed off that I almost just didn't order anything out of spite. So this year I don't get a beloved shake, which is probably for the best if I have to give the situation a stupid silver lining. I'm still pissed though. Fucking McDicks.