If you own these, I don't want to know you anymore.

Sicketating.

Toe Shoes. GROSS. What would possess anyone to think these are suitable footwear that doesn't make you look like a total weirdo? Plus how weird would it feel to have all that material between all your toes? Ugh, it makes me cringe just thinking about it...plus, ew. Just look at them.
No offense if you have these, gentle readers...or actually, offense - because they are fucking UGLY. And you should know.

That is all.