F.U.F. - Fools Edition

This week's "Fuck You" goes to people that play lame-ass April Fool's Day jokes. Don't get me wrong, when a prank is GOOD (and harmless..that's what pranks should be) I will laugh. When a prank is lame or a stupid attempt at getting attention, that's where I draw the line. I think the lamest of all is when people say that they're pregnant.
I don't know why, I just don't find it funny. It's so overdone. "Guess what, I'm pregnant!"...."APRIL FOOLS!"....*crickets chirp*....*tumbleweed blows past*....yeah, excuse me while I catch my breath from busting a gut over here.
I can only really remember doing one or maybe two April Fools pranks, one was on my grandma when I was younger--I pretended to make us soup, put it in a pot on the stove and everything...but then didn't turn the stove on. When it was ready I was blowing on it and cautioning my lovely grammy to be careful because the soup was really 'hot'. When she finally had some and realized it was cold, I laughed and laughed. Now THAT'S a prank.

Wrapping someone's cubicle in newspaper? Funny prank.

Kick Me sign? Hilarious. ALWAYS.

Saying you're pregnant? LAME. As evidenced by the above picture, if they are making T-SHIRTS out of your "hilarious" prank....it's BEEN DONE.

So eff you, lame women, come up with something funny next year. I'm waiting.