Fighting is for Tards.

Unless you're hot or an imaginary alter ego like Brad Pitt, fighting is stupid.

So yeah. Fighting. It's fucking stupid and lame and one of the quickest ways to make me lose respect for you. I don't understand how guys (because come on, it's guys 99% of the time....barbarians) can lose their shit THAT easily to think that punching some guy in the face is going to solve problems.
I had a show on Friday and 2 fights broke out. In one case a guy was knocked out cold and had to have an ambulance come...and for what? I don't know the reason, but I'll bet you it started with one guy looking at the other the wrong way. Then the guy goes "YOU GOT A PROBLEM?" then shit hits the fan.
If you can't handle yourself after a couple of drinks then do the world a favour and stay home. Honestly. It ruined what was a fantastic night of rock n' roll.
Being a singer in a bar band means that, well duh, I'm going to be in bars. I've been around my share of drunks in my life to know enough that I don't like it. I don't like drunk people because they are unpredictable. One second they're giving you a hug, laughing and telling you that they love you...then you turn around for a second and they're winding up to punch you in the fucking nuts.
If everyone was a hugging, loving drunk like I was the world would be a better place...but unfortunately most people are angry, belligerent assholes who shouldn't be out amonst civilized society. It's almost enough to get me never to set foot in a bar again, but I like playing gigs, and I don't want to let the drunks ruin my fun. They already ruin enough.
I'm not sure what it is about fighting that makes me so sick, too. When I was a little kid, I LOVED the WWF. Not the World Wildlife Fund, the World Wrestling Federation--before it became the WWE or whatever it is now. I couldn't get enough of Bret 'The Hitman' Hart and the Ultimate Warrior giving suplexes and choke holds and smashing folding chairs over eachothers heads. Maybe because deep down I knew it wasn't real, it didn't bother me. When I see people punching eachother for realsies though I feel like I'm going to throw up, which we all know makes JEN VERY ANGRY.
Do me a favour...before you go out, take a fucking chill pill and realize that fighting is a major dealbreaker. Don't be a loser. Frankie says Relax.