Don't hate...

But I *think* I might secretly and horrifyingly like Maroon 5.

That's right, that pop "rock" band with this douchebag singer guy:

Douche Tell-tale: tank top & vest. Ugh.

Douchexibit A:
Nice Ribbon, Nancy

There hasn't been a douche this big since Brandon Flowers, even though I think Maroon 5 came out before the Killers. Anyway, I don't know why I like them. It's not my type of music...his voice can be annoying...they are WAY overplayed. I also don't like that Adam Levine think's that he is so fucking cool. You can tell, because he is often shirtless (see their last video for reference). Only douche's that think they're cool have the gall to go topless in front of other guys when you're not at a beach, like a damn peacock. Is it nice to look at? Kinda...if it wasn't so...icky.

I'll be damned though if I don't like that Jagger song though. It makes me feel like dancing, and we all know - I don't dance.
If anyone ever asks me this in public, I will deny deny deny. So go ahead. I dare you. So does Brandon Flowers and his pimp stache.