Things I laugh at, that I probably shouldn't.

I'm an adult, no matter how much I try and fight it. Regardless, there's still a whole pile of shit that I laugh at so hard that I probably shouldn't since I'm old or because it's inappropriate. To me, the more inappropriate the heartier the laugh, so...bring it on? You can't go to hell if you don't believe in it....right? RIGHT?

Here we go...the list of shame:

-Farts. Fart sounds, even. Me trying to make a fart sound even makes me laugh. Geez.

-non-mentally challenged celebrities playing mentally challenged people in movies (There's a reason I didn't see I am Sam). Leo DiCaprio did it quite convincingly, and I only saw Gilbert Grape because I was in LOVE with him at the time...sadly not as he played Arnie. But him asking for hot dogs at his birthday and this scene here made me really laugh, but not in the 'right' way.


-me, doing impressions of anything from sound effects to celebrities to accents. I'm HORRIBLE at them, but I think I'm so bad that it's hilarious. What kind of douche laughs at themself? This guy.

-people tripping and falling. Especially if it's a little kid or old person. I know that's bad but hell people have made money off of filming this shit for years, have you seen America's Funniest Home Videos?


-'kick me' signs. There's something hilarious about seeing someone with a kick-me sign on their back. Hell, I laugh if someone has any kind of sign on their back, just because they don't know it's there. I used to make a happy face on a post-it note and stick that on people's backs and just laugh.

I vote to bring back the Dunce cap.

Maybe I'm just simple. Simple, or a jerk. One of the two...probably the latter.

Karma Update: The day after writing this, I slipped and fell down some stairs and hurt my back.
No one laughed. I would've laughed if it didn't hurt like a sonovabitch.