Concert Douchebags, Round 3

PUT DOWN YOUR DAMN ARMS

 In case you can't tell what band that is playing, it is Soundgarden. You might not be able to recognize them though, since this FUCKBAG has his arms up. Now - I understand...there is a time for putting your arms up and fist pumping or horn throwing (or signing I LOVE YOU unknowingly) but this guy in the picture had his flailing arms in the air for 85% of the concert. The worst part was, he wasn't doing any of the above...THEY WERE JUST UP THERE, OBSTRUCTING MY VIEW. Stagnant, dead hands. Reaching up. Enraging, stupid boney hands. I had never had a bigger urge to find something to throw at someone's head, ever. Put your arms down, buddy! You can see, hear and enjoy the concert just as much, and not RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE BEHIND YOU. Speaking of people behind douchebags...

This man was approximately 8ft 3in

We arrived at this same concert and it was RAMMED. Rammed like whoa. I find a really awesome spot. We are in disbelief at what a great view we have...and then Andre the fucking Giant wakes from the dead to come see Soundgarden and parks his tree trunk body DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF US. I swear to gosh, it was like something out of a movie or TV show. I have never seen someone this big in real life. I had to take a picture but unfortunately without flash (for stealth reasons) so you can't really see the magnitude of this behemoth. You can see some people standing to the left, and that is not a perspective trick...he was HUGE. I understand that he needs to enjoy the show too, but do you need to stand in front of people that obviously can NOT see through you? I almost feel bad for the guy because you know that he KNOWS everyone hates him. I also feel bad for his poor friend, it must suck to be given the evil eye all night because your friend is the Incredible Hulk. I know I sure was giving it.