Tuesday, November 6, 2012

I hate 'MOvember'

The only acceptable mustache.

I don’t know who started it or how, but all of the sudden November has become the month where a majority of men grow paedo staches. Before you go getting all bent out of shape, I KNOW it’s for a good cause. I also KNOW that most of these gross-o’s don’t even grow the face pubes for the cause, they just do it for fun because they like looking like 70’s porno dudes. I can’t take a guy seriously when he looks like a 5 year old that just had a big glass of chocolate milk, I just can’t.
What the hell do mustaches have to do with prostate cancer anyway? If it has to be mustaches for prostate cancer...I guess I have to say it’s better than the PAP RAP. That’s right, there’s a fucking RAP about getting a pap test done for cervical cancer week. While I agree with the message...it makes me and my cervix cringe with womanly embarrassment.

Whatever happened to pamphlets?

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