The bathroom is MY private time.

When I go to the bathroom, I need my privacy. I don't like chatting while I'm in a stall. It's just weird. It's odd enough going to the bathroom in public, I don't see how small talk is going to make it better.
I don't get couples who are just SO CLOSE that they need to be together even in the bathroom. Like, geez...take a break. 2mins (15mins if you have a new magazine) isn't going to give you separation anxiety. I don't need to brush my teeth while my dude is taking a dump. Sorry! Dental hygiene can wait!
Sometimes my boyf will try and come in while I'm going to the bathroom. It always pisses me off because there's nothing I can really do to stop it. If I lock the door, he'll pick it out of spite...so I just sit there while he comes in and tries to have a normal conversation. Let's leave a little to the imagination, PLEASE! 1. You're probably distracting me from my reading and 2. If what you have to ask is THAT urgent, shout it through the door.
Come on now. Let me keep some dignity. I'd like to poo in peace.