I won't take your crap, just like Joshua Michael Homme.

I won't. I only wish I could do it with as much zest as this mofo. If you're at his show and you're a concert douchebag, he will call you out even if it's being recorded for a live CD, and tell you to eat a bag of dicks.
(For those of you not in the know, Josh Homme is the lead singer/guitarist for Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures, and formerly of KYUSS...if you're into heavy melodic shit, look into it.)
This is my type of guy. Confident, and takes no shit from anyone, which is how it should be. If someone butts in front of me in line (or is it bud? I don't know. I say it like bud but butts makes more sense), I'll be like "Um...there's a line, ASSHOLE*" (caps is inner monologue). I don't care if I make a scene, either...maybe it makes me look like the asshole but honestly--who the fuck do you think you are that the rules of line formation don't apply to you? I wish I could tell THEM to eat a bag of dicks. Maybe one day I'll just be so surly that I will...it might be glorious. Also if someone is ruining my concert experience (see Hair Chewing incident in above mentioned blog of yore), or talking during a movie, I'll let them know that they're pissing me off. Chances are they're pissing you off too.

I used to be mortified and second-handedly embarrassed seeing people do this sort of thing, but then I realized...if you don't stand up for yourself, even in these stupid situations, who the hell will? Why should your happiness be dragged down by some dick with an attitude problem? It SHOULDN'T BE!

Here's a compilation video of Josh Homme being awesome, aptly titled "Josh Homme is Awesome".

Now go tell someone to suck your balls.