Thursday, September 2, 2010

Creepy stuff.

A couple of weird things creep me out. It's not that these things are necessarily weird perse, but I think that it's weird that these things creep me out. Dig? Anyway.
First thing is little girls riding bicycles wearing one-piece bathing suits.
You'll have to imagine with this picture because typing in "little girls in bathing suits riding bikes" into Google is the type of thing that gets you arrested.
I just think it looks so unsanitary. You're not supposed to wear bathing suits for long periods of time as it is (which makes me think about Survivor, and having to wear a bathing suit for almost 40 days...*shudder*), so I can't imagine how good for the 'area' it is to not only be wearing a bathing suit but also doing so with a seat rammed up your cooch. Put on some shorts at least. Ugh.

Second thing is shoes without socks.
You already know about my hatred of the 'foot'. I don't know where it stems from, or when it started. As far back as I could remember, I've always worn socks. When I say always, I mean ALWAYS. I even rocked this look. That's how hardcore I was. When I went to Myrtle Beach with my family in 1986 I wore socks with my jelly shoes. I slept with my socks on. I was that adverse to feet that I didn't even want to see my own. It seems SO GROSS to me when people wear shoes (running shoes for the most part) without socks. I just imagine their cheesy, sweaty, nasty gnarly feet stewing inside and its ....EESH. Then if you go to someone's house and you have to take off your shoes, you're a) barefoot (ew) and b) likely have to hide your foot stank. "But I wash my feet everyday". Doesn't matter. Still gross.
So those are 2 weird things that creep me out. There's tons more. I will tell you about them when I unblock them from my brain.

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