I know what boys like...(cause I like it too)

I just read this interesting article about "Stuff White People Like" and it was taken from likes of white people on OK Cupid (a dating site). The 'white' part wasn't interesting...but what was, was what women and men like.

Lets take a look at women first:

Red Sox no; jodi who? no; boating? meh; nascar? uh no; mascara? obvs; ireland? ...no; nicholas sparks? fuck no; horseback riding? never done it; bonfires? yes..they smell wicked; ...you get the idea. On the entire rest of the list, I like only flea markets, summertime, and coffee. Some of these things...like MY TOES? Geez no wonder you're on a dating site. Also, if you want to find a guy, don't list "Eat Pray Love". I should just be hired to help people write dating profiles. Anyway...Here is the guys:

tom clancy? meh...; van halen? HELL YES!; then there's a few duds but then I like ghostbusters, big lebowski, soundgarden, nofx, groundhog day, megadeth, tenacious d, mostly rock, queens of the stone age, lock stock and guitar.

Weird. But I've always gotten along better with guys to begin with, so maybe...not so weird. I totally do NOT identify with most women though, that's for sure. That's why I'm lucky to have the few girl friends that I have, seeing as most of the rest of the species is pretty...pretty....pretty ghey./Larry David