Hey you. Yeah, "The Situation" (ps. what the fuck kind of name is that anyway?), I'm talking to you. I know you think your abs are hot shit. I think you're wrong. It's also SO douchey that you're constantly photographed lifting your shirt to show off your 'abs'. Pull your shirt higher to cover your douche-face at least. I thought the ideal set of abs was a 6-pack, all I see is a deformed 3-pack.
Wanna see real abs
Here's some real abs for you. Come back when you look like this. (Ps. Looking at this picture reminded me about how hot JT used to be...he still IS hot, but older. This cover was the epitome of yumtastic, and probably the hottest he's ever looked in print.)
SO...MIKE "THE SITUATION" "SHITTY ABS" Whateveryourlastnameis, EFF YOU AND YOUR SHITTY STUPID ABS. Pull your shirt down.
Here's some real abs for you. Come back when you look like this. (Ps. Looking at this picture reminded me about how hot JT used to be...he still IS hot, but older. This cover was the epitome of yumtastic, and probably the hottest he's ever looked in print.)
I don't know who that guy is...and I don't think I want to know. Also, I <3 JT no matter HOW OLD he is.
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