F.U.F. - JERKS.

Some people really piss me off. The worst culprits are people that THINK they're being funny, when really they are just being an annoying piece of shit. One example of these jerks is the jerk who likes to make comments about your weight. It doesn't matter if the jerk is a fat pig themselves, oh no. This jerk, 99% of the time is Male, and loves to make you feel like garbage for eating anything other than a piece of celery.
My boss brought in cupcakes to work one day. I FUCKING LOVE CUPCAKES! I get excited and have one. Some asshole jerk goes "Whoa, THERE GOES THE DIET!". FUCK YOU. I have one fucking cupcake and I have to feel guilty about it?! What the fuck is that about? Do you think the asshole jerk said ANYTHING of that sort to any of the guys in the office, also scarfing cupcakes? NOPE. Only to me, because I'm a girl, and God forbid a girl eats what she wants. Girls always have to be on some sort of diet, or watching what they eat, and you know what? I usually am, because other people think I'm fat. Fuck them. If I want a motherfucking cupcake, I'm going to EAT IT.
The same type of asshole jerk would also be the kind to say "OH YOU'RE PREGNANT! HAHA" the minute you announce that you don't feel so hot. One day at work I had a little bit of a headache. Asshole jerk goes "Hay, maybe you're pregnant!". Another day, I have a little upset stomach. Asshole jerk says "UH OH, YOU MUST BE PREGNANT!" HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU? A chick can not feel great for a PLETHORA of reasons, most likely because she has to deal with 'hilarious' people like asshole jerk on a daily basis. Not only that, but what if the girl WAS pregnant? Is it really something to laugh about? To a pregnophobe like me, it's probably the worst thing you could say to me. So FUCK YOU, asshole jerk! No wonder you're single and your dick has shriveled up inside your body from lack of use. I hope you get incurable crabs! HA.