How many Vampires am I supposed to care about these days?

The header of this blog is taken from Stanley of "The Office" and expresses exactly how I feel about this whole vampire phenomenon.
I've never ever cared or been into the vampire. When Interview With A Vampire came out and everyone was shitting their pants, I was like...meh. Maybe because I'm not into dudes with long hair...but still. I pretended to care because it was the 'in' thing to do (and I was a loser so I had to conform), but now that I'm awesome I can come right out and say it. I DON'T CARE ABOUT VAMPIRES.
Not Twilight, not True Blood, not Vampire Diaries. I'll have none of it. EVERYTHING is about Vampires right now. It's almost as bad as skinny jeans. You can't escape it.

The only Vampire crap I've ever been remotely interested in was Blade. It was cool and dark, and not so much about chicks falling in love with the pasty bastards. I can't wait for the trend to change...I think it might be leaning towards Zombies which are WAY cooler and scarier.