Why the fuck do people give a shit about the Kardashians??

First of all, when the hell did they become so famous that one of them are on the cover of a magazine--pretty much weekly? What did any of them do to become famous?? As far as I know, the only 'famous' family member is Bruce Jenner (some olympian dude--so...not even really 'famous')  and is their step-dad...so not even related...

I just remember all of the sudden people were talking about Kim Kardashian's gigantic ass and about how there might be some sex tape with her in it and that she used to be Paris Hilton's friend (surprise, surprise). I guess their TV show was popular (but again..why on EARTH would they get a show in the first place? WHO CARES?)...but I just don't "get" them. I don't get the appeal...I don't care about what their doing, who they're dating, whether or not the sisters are 'feuding', I just don't give A FUCK! (ps. regarding the pic above.."I never thought this would be my life"...what, never thought it would be how AWESOME IT IS? How you are famous for pretty much being a skank with a big butt!? COME THE FUCK ON....you're 30, it's the new 20...get the fuck over it)
Anyway, I hated Paris Hilton for being famous for nothing, but at least she's done stuff to try and get rid of her stigmas. She undoes all her good by committing bonehead manoevers, but she tries.
I can't wait until no one cares about these silly twits anymore. Seriously. They just bug the shit out of me.

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