Ah, Hallowe'en.

All Sluts Day. Hallowe'en is the day every low-esteem girl dreams of, the day where they can dress as slutty as they'd like and no one can call them on it...except me. haha. Really though, I like when Hallowe'en costumes are SCARY and CREEPY, not just 'sexy' versions of every day jobs. That's not scary OR creepy...its just slutty. If I had a smokin' hot body would I be saying this? OF COURSE NOT! I never have been one for the slutty costumes though, actually the opposite. A few years ago I played a Hallowe'en gig and it would've been the perfect opportunity to skank it up. What did dress up as?

A ghost. HA. I took a sheet, cut some holes, voila.

I guess I could've tried to go as a slutty ghost, but really the costume couldn't have worked out better. When I was sitting waiting to go on, people didn't know whether I was a guy or a girl, so they just left me the fuck alone. Part of me wanted to dress like a ghost every day.

I googled "sexy costumes" to get the image up there, but I had to include a couple of other options I could've chosen for the header pic.

Sexy...Big Bird? ....yeah......

Is there anything that just seems more WRONG than the slutty Nun? Fucking disturbing. Almost as disturbing as "Horny Priest"...although at least Horny Priest is a little terrifying.

W..T..F...

ETA: This link, which is the "25 Sexy Costumes that shouldn't exist"