Eyebrows are crucial.

Eyebrows can make or break a face. I've always been careful to sculpt and pluck mine so that they have a nice arch and aren't too bushy (even if that's the style). I used to get them waxed and since I'm cheap I'd go to cheapo places and they'd get WAY too thin. I learned my lesson. One thing I've never understood are those girls who will shave or wax off their ENTIRE eyebrows and then draw them on. They never look right. EVER. They just look...weird. One time I was at a restaurant and my waitress had the drawn on dealio going on...but she extended her eyebrows WAY too long. Like halfway down her friggin face. I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. I was staring at them the whole time. It was...so weird.
The reason I thought about this was a girl on this seasons Hell's Kitchen. Even Gordon Ramsay was like "What the fuck's up with your eyebrows" and she was like "They're tattooed on"...!! What?? I guess that takes some of the work out of drawing them on every day...but um...yeah. Here is a pic.

She's such a pretty girl, but the eyebrows are just plain dumb. If they were a little thicker it would be so much better. I googled 'bad eyebrows' and some funny shit came up, so here it is to brighten your day.

yeesh.

Doesn't this girl have friends? I would tell them that the shittiness of her eyebrows is OUT OF CONTROL.

Last one...she probably looks so sad because her eyebrows are FACKED.

If you think you have shitty eyebrows, here's a pic to help you. This has been another public service announcement. You're welcome.