Poor Britney. RIP.

So last week Britney Spears was on Glee. Yeah, I fucking watch that lame-o show. I don’t know why. I’m not an avid fan, I certainly have NOT bought or downloaded any of their cover songs (I hate the fact that they auto-tune the shit out of everything). ANYWAY. It was a good episode, it was almost weird hearing people with real, strong voices singing her music since it gives it a completely different sound. It made me realize one thing though...Britney Spears is different. She’s different now, and I don’t know if she’ll ever be the same. There used to be a fire in her eyes, this cuteness about her that even if you hated her, (which I did), you can’t help but love her at the same time...but now she seems like a shell of her former self. She just looks...weird. She used to be so young and vibrant looking, hot as HELL with a smokin’ bod...but now? She looks tired. Huge bags under her eyes that were visible even though she looked to be wearing a pound of makeup. Her hair looked weird (yeah I know it’s still growing back but it’s got to be a decent length by now). It looks like she has no eyebrows. Vacant. Everything out of her mouth seemed fake and forced. I noticed it on her How I Met Your Mother guest episodes too. It’s like she used to be a human being, now she’s a robot. Unless she's just a SUPER horrible actress and I'm misreading her, I feel sad for her. I really think she cracked and went off the deep end, that fat fuck Sam she was hanging around did a real number on her. It’s nice that she’s appearing back to normal, but something’s off. She goes out without wearing a bra.... or with dirty stained clothes. It’s bizarre. Maybe she’s one of those girls that peaked as a teenager? Who knows. But something’s weird. Mark my words. MARK THEM!

The stained braless wonder. Eat your heart out, Sue Ellen Miske!