1. When my iPod is on shuffle, why does it always have to play the same 10 songs? Seriously....there's about 1700 tunes on there, why does it always pick the same ones to play? I don't understand it. It's like a contemporary radio station (don't get me started on those...)
2. Lindsay Lohan. Either rehabilitate or die already. I've said it before, but I really wouldn't care to ever hear about her ever again.
3. When you're using the wiper juice to clean your windshield, but your wiper is frozen so instead of a clear spot to see out of, theres a nice semi-frozen smear.
4. Junk e-mail. Honestly....why the fuck are these people STILL TRYING? Does anyone read them? ANYONE? If I wanted a bigger dick I wouldn't be looking for a cure in my hotmail, that's for sure. Just fuck off already.
5. Chicks named "Babette".
6. When Tim Hortons puts cream cheese on a bagel and it all collects in the middle hole.
ReplyDelete7. TTC drivers who believe they own the road and don't look when they pull out...then give YOU a dirty look because you 'didn't let them in' (even though there was NO way to let them in without slamming on the brakes and skidding to a halt - which you end up having to do anyway).
8. Construction. 365 days a year.
9. Wal-Mart Cashiers - 'nuff said.
10. The mentally ill douchbag who is always outside his apartment on Shaw street making comments about how "my dog won't be able to protect me" when I walk by with Cody. I REALLY hate that A-hole.
Thanks! I feel better!
Brilliant. Haven't laughed this hard since this afternoon (it's late night now where I am)
ReplyDelete6a. When you ask for a toasted bagel at Tim's and they don't toast it enough so when the butter goes on its like a warm sog, and especially sucks when they only butter one side.
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