Dealbreakaaaaaaaaaaaaaas: Vol.4

Damn that's....se..xy? No.

I will NEVER understand the appeal of stretching your earlobes. Earrings I get, shoving a huge ring into your earlobe, I do not get. Not only is it weird, it's just plain ugly. When you finally grow up and realize how fucking stupid you look, you're left with huge holes in your damn head. Some sales guy was helping me out at a store on the weekend and his ears looked like the pic here, and I couldn't stop staring. I think if I had a huge holes like that, that I wouldn't be able to stop putting stuff in there...pencils...my pinky finger...cheesies.... Why would you do something to yourself like that, when you pretty much will need surgery if you change your mind about it, and then have fucked up looking weirdo ears for the rest of your life?  Gross. Usually if people have their earlobes stretched, they'll have some other weird fucking piercing done to their body too, because ugly ears isn't quite enough to make them feel 'unique'. Whatever. I'm just glad to have the earlobes around as a giant RED FLAG. Superficial? Probably. But whatever. I'm just being honest :D

Second dealbreaker: GUYS WHO DON'T DRIVE. If you're a guy over the age of 18, you should have your license. If you don't, what is wrong with you? Don't you want your independence? Chicks like guys that have cars. Even if it's a shitbox, it's better than the damn bus. Who wants to take public transit....ever? It's shitty and full of weirdos, or maybe that was just my experience. I've had enough of being the taxi, thankyouverymuch. Dating a guy that doesn't drive is just the pits. They can never pick you up. They can never be your designated driver if need be. They'll never be able to surprise you with a road trip. It's kinda like having a kid, except it's a kid that you never wanted.
These guys are most likely momma's boys who will treat you like you're their mother driving them to practice, or their friends house, or wherever...and definitely lazy. I don't want to be the one that has to drive all the time. Fuck that. 

No car, no me. Dealbreaker. Get your damn license.