Monday, June 6, 2011

She texted. They threw her out.

Can I get a HELL YEAH? It was bad enough going to the movies and having to deal with assholes that talked throughout the whole thing, or jerks that kick the back of your chair, or mental deficients that unwrap their candy as LOUDLY as possible...but cell phones brought a whole new annoyance to the table.
There is nothing that instantly enrages me more than inconsiderate asshats at the movies. I didn't pay an arm and a leg to be disturbed by anything going on in your fucking life. It is unbelievable to me that after all this time people don't automatically put their phones on silent when they enter the theater. By silent, I mean SILENT. You can still hear your phone when it's on vibrate, people. Why do you need it on vibrate anyway, unless you're expecting an urgent life or death phone call (in which case, why the hell are you at the movies??). Texting is JUST as annoying since your phone emits a BEAM OF LIGHT into the darkened theater. Do you REALLY need to text at the movies? Why the hell do you even go out if you're SO important that you can't not be accessed for 2hrs out of a day?
This video was made from an actual voicemail that this theater got after kicking out some betch that was texting during a movie. She says she was using her phone as a flashlight, but when you hear her talk you can tell she's either drunk or retarded. They are going to use this video to show before their films. I wish every theater was like this...I bet going there is one of the most enjoyable movie experiences ever.

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