Don't you just hate...

...when you find an amazing hiding spot while playing hide & seek (what...other 30 year olds aren't playing hide & seek?.....hello?...Bueller?) or spying on someone - and you inevitably have to pee your brains out the second you get settled?
I used to be pretty good at finding wicked hiding spots, but the pee problem foiled about half of my endeavours. I could be dryer than the Sahara...but as soon as I'm hiding or spying on someone, it's the fucking fountains of the Bellagio.
Annoying. I guess adult diapers have more than 1 purpose.