Fat Tuesday - THE KFC BOXMASTER

I thought I'd never get to try the KFC Boxmaster. Just like the Double Down, I thought that the Boxmaster wasn't even available in my country, but low and behold...I went to a Taco Bell/KFC hybrid today and there it was in the window...a poster for the BOXMASTER.
Holy crap. Boneless KFC chicken, a hash brown, cheese, and some other shit thrown in a pita and grilled then shoved in a box for consumption.
I had high hopes for the boxmaster. Why? I don't know. Maybe because I just don't learn? Just like the KFC bowls (which turned out to be a blob of crap)? Why do I have high hopes for fast food? These are questions that will most likely never be answered.
So the verdict? The boxmaster is kinda good, kinda shitty. It wasn't as fantastic as I'd dreamed. I could barely taste the hash brown because it was coated in a slice of processed cheese. The chicken tasted great. The lettuce was wilted. They used mayo with PEPPER IN IT (wtf??...like a distractingly disturbing amount of pepper which all but ruined the experience..). So for as many plusses there were twice as many minuses.
Try it if you need to...but ask for REGULAR MAYO. Or no mayo. Fuck, it's already bad enough without it!