Is this you?

Are you on MSN 24/7 but never actually there? Are you ALWAYS on "away"? Well I have one thing to say to you.
You suck.
If you aren't actually sitting in front of your computer, waiting to talk to me, then WHY ARE YOU ONLINE. Log off. Then when you actually DO come online, there is a PURPOSE. It will be EXCITING. There's about 8 people logged into my MSN right now that I haven't talked to since Eiffel 65 was popular.
So come on now...I hate getting all excited that a friend is online only to be left hanging. Do it.