Thank Goodness there wasn't Facebook when I was in School.

Facebook makes kids fucking EVIL. I think if Facebook was around when I was in high school that I probably would've killed myself... no joke. Maybe if it was around in public and jr. high too actually...in public school I was a nerd. (THANKS, MYOPIA). Below, I'm the one with the glasses, (for the slow people) in the little pic.

It was not easy being a nerd. It's probably even worse being a nerd on Facebook.  I was once banished to play by myself for 1 week because I said someone's Dad did an Elvis impersonation. No, you read that right, it was just THAT RETARDED. Not only that, but I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT! Junior high just progressed further into nerdom, although I was a 'grunge rock' nerd so it was a little more acceptable. Still...being a nerd in Jr. High sucked. Boys that I had crushes on (about 14 of them) didn't know I existed. The ones that knew I had the hots for them ignored me. If Facebook was around I would've stalked the shit out of them. Ew. (Yes, I'm a closet stalker...I've probably stalked you.).  It wasn't until grade 11 that I ditched the glasses (thank GOODNESS) and started to emerge into a secret nerd (normy on the outside, nerd on the inside). I guess I should be glad I wasn't one of those people that peaked in high school.  ANYWHO. Back to Facebook. Not only was I a nerd, but I was a sensitive nerd. If someone had said the slightest negative thing to me I'd get super upset, like a little fucking baby. Thankfully I've grown some balls now (but then again I am pretty awesome so there's not too much bad you can say) but if Facebook had existed back then I would have been a MESS. They already had a book as it is in public school where they wrote bad things about me (they being my best friends in grade 5&6...I'M A WINNER!) such as "Jen + Alex" or that my bum was big. Really cutting shit. LOL. In high school I had some shitty things happen to me too which would have been EXACERBATED BIG TIME by Facebook (I won't get into that here since it's water under the bridge..just trust me that it would have probably ruined my life at the time).
Hell one girl befriended my sister on Facebook just to tell her that she thought her boyfriend could do better. Little bitch... I let her have it too. (Kinda). I just told her it was pretty ridiculous to have someone you don't like as your friend on FB just so that you could say mean things to them. I thought she was going to get all 'youth' on me but to my surprise she said I was right and then defriended her. Heh. *shakes fist*
I think I've gone off on about 6 tangents here, so let's just end this by saying I'm glad I really grew up before Facebook had a chance to ruin my life. It's scary. The only thing Facebook is really good for is seeing which of my exes and nemesis's got fat or bald. OR BOTH. HA.