I love the handlebar mustache.

I'd like to take the time to express my appreciation for the sexiness that is the handlebar mustache.
Why do I find it so awesome? I don't know. I just know what I like. Take for example the singer from Theory of a Deadman:

When they first came out, the singer was rocking this awesome 'stache. Sure, they sounded like a poor man's Nickelback, but the lyrics weren't anywhere near as bad and they had some catchy tunes. Why did I really not mind them? Totally was the mustache.

The mustache made me like Theory of a Deadman.
Fast forward to now...

Dude, WTF? You went from looking like a brooding, sexy badass to looking like a dweeb. Sure, he's still a little cute but all that manly manness has totally disappeared.

So yeah. The point is the handlebar mustache is a totally manly sexy facial accessory (unlike the beard...ick). Someone's gotta bring them back.