*Ahhhaahhhahhhh....Donut Cheeseburger....*

So, while I think I might be SOL on the deep-fried Kool-Aid coming to my town, something even BETTER is coming.

Krispy Kreme motherfucking CHEESEBURGERS. You thought the double-down was bad? You ain't seen NOTHING yet. I can't wait to try one of these babies...they will be at the CNE this year, so I'll have to suck it up, deal with the scabby white-trash carnies, and try one.

CAN NOT WAIT.