Holy Shit...this is real..

When I came across this picture, I laughed and laughed. She looks painted. If there's one reason to stop tanning, this is it. I think this chick is like 17 or something, and she looks like a fucking old BAG. She looks like she's made of plastic. PLASTIC. Look at the lines around her eyes!! I made the picture extra large (sorry) to clearly point out just how fucking ridiculous she looks.

Kinda like this, but uglier, and more fluorescent.

The contacts? Classy. You look like some sort of zombie-barbie-gina/airbrushed picture on an 80's t-shirt that has tassles and/or beads.
I can't believe we live in a world where this person gets to attend the VMA's and I get to sit at home and look at picures and video from it days later on the internet since I have BASIC CABLE. Fuck my life.

Try not to have a doll be your fashion icon. 

If it HAS to be a doll, at least don't make it a Bratz.
Everyone knows that Bratz dolls are whores.