Oh, Fuck you old man.
So yesterday I was driving to get dinner and I was in this stupid plaza parking lot that I hate. As I'm coming around a corner to turn left and park, I didn't see this little car coming straight down the lane. I stopped with plenty of time, but the fucking old man driving had to make some BIG SCENE that, you know, I ALMOST came close to having to slam on my brakes because I didn't see his little piece of shit car. He stopped his car and glared at me. GLARED!! For WHAT?? Stupid fucking guy. It pissed me off so much. It was like I just ran over his grandkids or something. To piss him off even more, I kinda waved him off and mouthed "Yeah yeah whatever". That made me feel better. But seriously...why prolong the situation by stopping to eye-scold me? I don't give a shit, and you're wasting everyone's time. So fuck you, old man from yesterday.
What the FUCK is going on?
The second Fuck You this week goes out to Costco. I thought putting out your Christmas crap on October 31st was bad enough...but having it out in FUCKING AUGUST? Are you kidding me? The kid in the picture is WEARING SHORTS. HELLO.
That's the easiest way to make people sick of the holidays, putting the shit out 2 SEASONS before!
Here's an idea, why not just cut down the set-up time and keep this junk around all year long. I could buy Easter crap in October. Valentines in July. Back-to-School shopping in April. Fuck man....ridiculous.
Fuck you, Costco. Put that shit away at least until there's no fucking humidex factor.
That's the easiest way to make people sick of the holidays, putting the shit out 2 SEASONS before!
Here's an idea, why not just cut down the set-up time and keep this junk around all year long. I could buy Easter crap in October. Valentines in July. Back-to-School shopping in April. Fuck man....ridiculous.
Fuck you, Costco. Put that shit away at least until there's no fucking humidex factor.
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