For those of you who don't know, Smarties are awesome, kinda like M&M's but better...or they were. They used to be vibrantly coloured and pretty...and now, since parents of the world who are fucking shitheads making their kids into pussies have complained about the colouring (which Nestle has always claimed is perfectly FINE). They claim the colouring contributes to bullshit like ADD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Don't blame Smarties because your kid sucks.
Since the fussy parents ruin everything, Nestle has had to switch to only natural colouring on Smarties, resulting in them looking like they've already been sucked on by someone and deposited back in the box.
Gross.
THANKS, STUPID WORRYWART PARENTS. Keep ruining shit for everyone.
No way! That sucks!
ReplyDeleteI know! They aren't even pretty anymore. I do a Secret Santa on this message board that I'm on, and I always used to send a little box of Smarties with my gifts since Americans love that kinda shit, but I won't anymore. Stupid parents.
ReplyDeleteHow did you find my blog, by the way? I'm curious :)