Earthquake: I missed it AGAIN

Sorry I missed you.

 

So there was another friggin earthquake today, and I missed it AGAIN! I can remember in my lifetime hearing about 4 earthquakes that apparently everyone in North America felt but me. I just want to know what it feels like...I'm tres curious.
Usually I'll hear about it minutes after the fact. All 4 times I've been driving in my car, I thought maybe I didn't feel them because of the car being in motion and I just didn't notice. Today though, I was driving at the time and listening to talk radio and the host was talking about it as it happened and I STILL didn't feel anything! Dammit.

I fully know that I will come to rue the day that I ever wrote this entry. An earthquake will come along and I'll probably be killed in some embarrassing way as a direct result. Fucking earthquakes.