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| I'd like a Double Big Mac and a Diet Coke |
ATTENTION: If you look like this when you pull on your daisy dukes, then pull them right the fuck off and put on some damn pants.
I can't even count the number of dimply thighs squished into denim cutoffs I've seen this summer...it's like chicks don't have friends anymore to tell them that they look like a Large Marge.
Take it from me, it does NOT look good. I feel your pain, too--I'd love to be able to pull on a pair of cutoff shorts and look like Jessica Simpson in the "These Boots" video, but it just ain't gonna happen. A very small percentage of girls can pull off this look. VERY SMALL. Hide your shame, ladies. It's not doing you any favours. Your friends won't tell you, but I will.
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| Hiee! |
Nasty!
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