It's time for everyone's favourite topic...DEALBREAKERS! *cue Tonight Show theme*
First up, Skinny jeans on guys. No. Just--no. I can barely tolerate the look on girls, since they only girls that should be wearing skinny jeans are skinny girls. Believe me, I wish it wasn't the case...but it is. I've tried them, with disastrous results. I'm glad the fashion world is trending back to flares, because my closet is FULL of them and I will finally be CURRENTLY IN STYLE! Anywho. Boys in skinny jeans. You know what bothers me the most about it? It's picturing the guy laying on his bed with his toes pointed, trying to put the damn things on. I also can't imagine getting intimate with a guy wearing them would be too sexy, as he peels them off seductively, and trips over himself when it gets all bunchy around the ankles. Just wear normal man jeans, please.
Second dealbreaker for today....
Saying 'Git R Done'...and meaning it. I subjected myself to a Larry the Cable Guy movie once because someone told me it was actually good. I can't remember who told me that, since I wasn't aware that I was friends with redneck nascar-loving, confederate flag wearing JERKS. It was maybe the WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. How did he get a movie? Why did this guy catch on? I only have Jeff Foxworthy to blame. He made rednecks 'cool' (ugh...if my fingers could vomit, they would after typing that). At least Larry isn't that hot anymore. Thank God for that. I still hear "Git R Done" though. Sadly, like a cockroach, it survived when Larry's career bombed.
GIT R DONE!
Like, first off...what the hell are you doing with that toothbrush?
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