What the hell have I been emailing people about?

If you have Gmail, you'll know that it filters through your email content to link you to relevant ads. It takes what you're talking about and then links you to pages that Gmail thinks you'd be interested in.
Kinda creepy? Yes. Do I ever bother to click on ANY link it suggests? Bahaha...no. Never. Today I was emailing someone, and the suggested links caught my eye....

Um. Healthy Eating....followed by EATING FECES? I have never talked about eating pooh, my friends. Not even in jest. Disturbo....then I realized, that it must've picked up on me saying I "ate like shit" on the weekend. Gmail interpreted that as, I literally eat shit.

 

K I take it back. It's not disturbing...it's kinda hilarious. Now I will pay attention to these links for more gems.

 

....Maybe...maybe this was their plan all along....throw in some weird shit-eating links and get people to pay attention to your crappy ads.

 

I'm on to you, Google.