This morning as I was driving to work, a few things pissed me off. I already hate driving, so the 1hr+ commute to and from work doesn't help at all...but when I have my signal on (which by the way is going the way of the dodo...if I had a dollar for every mental deficient I've seen changing lanes without signalling I'd rival Bill Gates) and people PRETEND like they can't see me trying to get into the lane so that I can exit...like..what the fuck is your problem? Is my ONE CAR LENGTH really going to impede your ride? Geez I'd even give you a friendly courtesy wave if you let me in. You win the race, motherfucker! I hope you get into a minor fender bender that takes an annoying amount of time to resolve! TAKE THAT!!! I've also had people change lanes INTO MY LANE where I'm driving. Not in front or behind me, INTO ME. WTF?? AM I INVISIBLE? It's not even like I drive a mini or smart car..I'm in a 4-door sedan for crying out loud!
I've found the best way to get my frustrations out when I'm driving and someone pisses me off is not to give them the finger...but to give them a thumbs up with a sarcastic face like "Yeah, buddy!! GOOD MOVE! YOU ARE SMARTER AND FASTER THAN ME!" ...even though inside you might be feeling like Katie Kaboom. This pisses people off more than you could imagine, and is incredibly satisfying.
I've found the best way to get my frustrations out when I'm driving and someone pisses me off is not to give them the finger...but to give them a thumbs up with a sarcastic face like "Yeah, buddy!! GOOD MOVE! YOU ARE SMARTER AND FASTER THAN ME!" ...even though inside you might be feeling like Katie Kaboom. This pisses people off more than you could imagine, and is incredibly satisfying.
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