Fat Tuesday is upon us, and while last week's brought praise, this week brings SHAME. I went to Cleveland last year with a couple of friends, and while I'm in the USA I like to eat at places that I've only heard about in movies (stay tuned in the coming weeks for a White Castle entry).
Now. I love breakfast. I mean LOVE it. I one day would like to have breakfast for all 3 meals. I don't know why it has to be some far off wish, I'm an adult and can make it happen but ...um I'm lazy? ANYWAY. Back to eating. I've always heard about IHOP. For the longest time I had no idea what IHOP even stood for. Now I know that it stands for everything I do, or so I thought. I've been seeing commercials advertising its crazy pancakes and awesome looking breakfasts for years, and while we do have Denny's here, it's just not the same.
Finally the day comes where IHOP is on the itinerary. I am SO EFFING PUMPED. I've been looking forward to this for years. YEARS!
I decide to get the stuffed french toast and it comes with what I've pictured above. Now, I was nice. I didn't pick some picture off of the IHOP website that has been doctored and placed and magically made to look even more delicious. I just stole someone elses picture of their breakfast. Now, I present to you my breakfast, EXACTLY AS IT WAS PLACED IN FRONT OF ME. I didn't touch anything, I swear.
Who the HELL SHAT THIS OUT ON THE PLATE AND DEEMED IT ACCEPTABLE? Like, you've got to be fucking kidding me. (Ps...for what it's worth, the stuffed french toast was good but...STILL).
Needless to say I was disappointed. I was disgusted. I vowed NEVER TO SET FOOT INSIDE AN IHOP AGAIN!!!
Now. I love breakfast. I mean LOVE it. I one day would like to have breakfast for all 3 meals. I don't know why it has to be some far off wish, I'm an adult and can make it happen but ...um I'm lazy? ANYWAY. Back to eating. I've always heard about IHOP. For the longest time I had no idea what IHOP even stood for. Now I know that it stands for everything I do, or so I thought. I've been seeing commercials advertising its crazy pancakes and awesome looking breakfasts for years, and while we do have Denny's here, it's just not the same.
Finally the day comes where IHOP is on the itinerary. I am SO EFFING PUMPED. I've been looking forward to this for years. YEARS!
I decide to get the stuffed french toast and it comes with what I've pictured above. Now, I was nice. I didn't pick some picture off of the IHOP website that has been doctored and placed and magically made to look even more delicious. I just stole someone elses picture of their breakfast. Now, I present to you my breakfast, EXACTLY AS IT WAS PLACED IN FRONT OF ME. I didn't touch anything, I swear.
Who the HELL SHAT THIS OUT ON THE PLATE AND DEEMED IT ACCEPTABLE? Like, you've got to be fucking kidding me. (Ps...for what it's worth, the stuffed french toast was good but...STILL).
Needless to say I was disappointed. I was disgusted. I vowed NEVER TO SET FOOT INSIDE AN IHOP AGAIN!!!
UNLESS IT'S FOR THEIR CHEESECAKE PANCAKES! BUT THAT'S IT!
So, IHOP, in closing...I give you this face. It's a face of disgust.
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