Yeah. Chill out. I'm more talking about the people that are anal about bathroom germs, as opposed to the "What About Bob?" types that have some sort of psychological issue like OCD.
Last night I saw a commercial for a new soap dispenser that senses your hand and squirts out soap.What..the fuck....is the POINT? After you put soap on your hands, YOU WASH THEM. So whatever harmful disgusting life-threatening germs that may have spread onto your hands from the soap pump...would then IMMEDIATELY BE WASHED OFF!! Do you see the insanity? Let's make a quick buck off of people's retardation and absolute aversion to ANY germs. I'm pretty sure that using anti-bacterial this and that is actually harmful, because the germs will become resistant and become SUPER GERMS. Whatever though...I'm sure people probably think that's some silly conspiracy theory.
I'm not saying be koo-koo like this family, who eat raw meat and never wash their food--that's just gross. I'm just saying use a little common sense. People from the beginning of time until the 2000's have been doing just fine with good old soap and water. Yeah, put some toilet paper on the seat of a public washroom, that's fine. But then turning on the fawcet with your feet and acting like everyone surrounding you is covered in disgusting germs? Get over yourself. It'd be funny if the people that get sick most often are the same people that are anal germophobes. Just chill. The world has enough problems for you to worry about without having to also worry about getting germs from a soap dispenser or a toilet seat.
That father deserves an Academy Award for that crying scene.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the brown in the toilet was.