Dealbreakers (list is not comprehensive).

Good Monday! Today's entry is about dealbreakers. These are SUPER EARLY dealbreakers. They're the kind of dealbreakers that break the deal before there's even been a call from the banker.

I should be thankful for these small red flags, they sift out a lot of the debris so that you don't wind up on date 3 before finding out that this just ain't gonna work.

First dealbreaker? SANDALS. Or as I call them on men, Mandals. First of all, feet are gross for the most part. I especially hate feet..even my own. They're weird looking, non-uniform, stinky and gross. Girls can at least get pedicures to make the feet look somewhat presentable...but guys? No. Weird, gross and hairy...usually the toenails have something weird going on there. Why showcase these gross hobbit-feet to the world? Just because it's nice out doesn't mean people want to see your nasty-ass feet! If I see a good-looking guy, the first instinct is to glance down and see what they're wearing on their feet...it does matter. If the guy is wearing mandals? Deal breaker.

Next dealbreaker is fingernails. I keep my nails pretty short (since I'm not a hoochie mama and work with my hands), so if I see a guy with longer fingernails than me? Automatic dealbreaker. How disgusting is that? Gross-ass nails with the thin dirt worm in there...I'm cringing just thinking about it. There's no reason that a guy needs long fingernails. It's dirty and wrong. If you're a guy, and you have long nails...CUT THEM. You're probably single. If you cut them I'm sure you'll have better luck getting a girl to talk to you. It's not just me that thinks this is gross...I'm pretty sure it's all girls. Just having one long fingernail isn't a compromise either. I don't know if people do that just to look cool, or to do drugs, or what...but it's also gross, and looks super dumb. I don't care if you wash your hands more than a Doctor...if you're a guy and you have long fingernails? Dealbreaker.

That's all for dealbreakers today....but trust me, there are tons. I'll revisit this in the future. : )