Today's entry will be about beards.
No...not that kind....
I mean this kind:
I can't say I'm a big beard fan. I don't even really like facial hair in general, but I can deal with a handlebar mustache...maybe MAYBE even a goatee-ish type thing...but for the most part, I'm a fan of a clean shave. (5 o'clock shadows can be hot though).
I was walking outside today and it's about 324 degrees out...I notice all these guys walking around with FULL BEARDS!! WTF? Wouldn't a beard be SO uncomfortable in this heat? I just imagine the poor chin skin sweating to death, and all the sweat being trapped in that hairy hellhouse. Is there beard b.o.? If there is, I hope I never become aware of it.
Most guys that try growing beards usually look better without. Case #1...Brad Pitt.
Case #2: George Clooney
Need I go on? Case closed.
Also...it feels like kissing a guy with a beard would be like kissing a 70's vagine. Just sayin.
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