Fucking swearing

I swear. Probably a lot. But it's funny...it really depends on who I'm around...I'm not just a foul-mouthed heathen, swearing at everyone. I've NEVER sworn in front of my parents. EVER. Not even 'shit'. Probably not even 'bitch'. I guess I still have some sort of moral fucking fiber...!
I think this probably came out of working with a bunch of older men and trying to fit in. Turns out I swear more than they do...there's just something about the word 'fuck' that relieves stress. Seriously. Try it. Next time you are frustrated, say FUCK. Then try a substitute word, like Fudge. It just isn't the same. The frustration only gets let out with a sweet, savoury F U C K.

Being a girl, its pretty weird that I also tell people to suck my balls. Its refreshingly satisfying to say though. Or dick. I've abbreviated it to S.M.B. so that I can say it to whoever I want (like the president of my company). Who cares that I don't even have balls, I will GROW them for you to suck, and I will enjoy every fucking second of it.

I don't know what else to say about swearing except that it's fun. Fucking try it. Here's a song for you to practice to. Enjoy!