Nickelback makes me ashamed to be Canadian.

Nickelbarf. Nickelcrap. Whatever you want to call them...I call them shitty. I don't know how a band could make it so big singing about whores -- with the WORST LYRICS I HAVE EVER HEARD.

Here are some samples...

Figured You Out
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress

Rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
(This song is more tongue-in-cheek I think...I just like how they rhymed 'tassels' with 'assholes')

Shakin Hands
Well she ain't no Cinderella
When she's getting undressed
'Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west
Far too pretty to be giving it cheap
That's why she's making six figures working three days a week
Yeah she'd even break a promise in the promise-land
She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands
She'd take your money make it twice as hot as anyone can
She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

Something In Your Mouth
Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along
Your ripping up the dance floor honey
You shake your ass around for everyone
I love the way you dance with anybody
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Feelin Way Too Damn Good
For 48 hours I don't think that we left my hotel room
Should show you the sights
Coz I'm sure that I said that I would
We gotta make love just one last time in the shower

Throw Yourself Away
Baby's born on a bathroom floor
Her mother prays that it'll never cry
But nothing's wrong you've got your prom dress on
When they ask you'll say "it isn't mine"
You know there gonna know you lied

I don't know how this guy can perform these songs on stage with out vomiting. This just goes to show you that ANYONE can make it big these days...it really actually pisses me off because they aren't bad musicians. They can play rock music. But the lyrics? They totally negate ANYTHING good these guys could make. They are a joke! A BIG FAT JOKE.
<- Typical Nickelback Fan. Mud-ridin, then off to the show to pick up.

I feel dirty now after typing all that shit up. Well..copy/pasting. STILL. Portugal got it right....they didn't want to hear anymore of the bullshit so they just threw rocks at them until they went away. Good call.